So today my sister and I did one of those typical trips to the mall--multiple small children, lots of stores, tons of cute clothes, not enough
expendable cash and it all ends with me rushing us back out to the car to pick up #1 from school.
Anyway, we were making our final rush back to the car from halfway down the mall. I had the three year old on my shoulders and pushing the one year old in a stroller. I pass the cart of men with miscellaneous accents that ask you to stop and take a moment for yourself. "
Excus-a me, madame, can you stop and take a moment to pamper yourself?" Are you serious? I always try to look extra "busy" when I pass these guys because they make me uncomfortable. I stopped once and was felt up (OK, just my hands...correction, one hand) by a tall, dark handsome fellow from Italy?...or was is Greece? I couldn't quite place the accent (oh yeah, because its all a made up ploy to lure innocent and stressed out mothers to their booth so they can sell you a $40 bottle of generic lotion and a rock that makes your fingernails look like silk...) Anyway, I was passing said "foreign" man and tried to curb my sarcasm as I pointed with both hands to the children in the stroller and on my shoulders and said, "uh, I'm kinda busy" and continued on my way. I mean for real, did it look like I wanted to stop and let him straighten my hair? It would take a free massage with complimentary caramel apples and babysitting to stop me. Come on guys, you gotta do better than a fake accent and good hair.