
So I decided a couple of days ago that this whole Earthly experience is measured all wrong. It would be so much easier if everything was on the point system. For instance, reach 1,000,000 points and you get to move on and be exalted. We could have a built in ticker (right next to the spigot that drains liquified fat and the zipper where babies come out) that tells us precisely how many points we have at any given time. Points can be awarded and taken away. Say, help an old person across the street or bake a casserole, 100 points. Yell at your innocent child out of impatience, -45 points. Yell at a child who is intentionally testing you, -25 points (it has to be fair, right?)
So, who's with me?
Then again...maybe that is how it has worked all along...