Tuesday, June 19, 2012

Welcome Baby Jonah!

(Hey, it's Abby here. Emily wanted to post but couldn't from the hospital.)
She was set to go in this morning to get her water broken and low and behold--she didn't need to! Last night her contractions started, so they prepared every needful thing and went to the hospital.
At 7:52am Jonah Clark Scharman was born at a whopping 9lbs 2oz, 22inches long.


baby jonah As you can see he has thick, lucious blonde hair, and he and mom are doing well. Emily will post more details soon.
Congratulations, Scharman Family!  

Monday, June 18, 2012

Sooo....

I'm having a baby tomorrow.
Just thought you'd like to know.

Saturday, June 16, 2012

The Silver Lining

Typically the last day of school has me cringing just a tiny bit, kind of like if I were standing near a bat wielding toddler, my eyes closed and curled up in defense-just a tiny afraid.  But it turns out being distracted by the fact that I am four days overdue made the last day of school fun!
I met the girls at the bus door to thank our delightfully kind bus driver for toting our kids around all year, and was totally surprised to see bawling child after bawling child descend the stairs.  What the heck was wrong you ask? Why, they were sad that it was the last day of school! 
I am not joking.
My 5th grader and 1st grader were the saddest of the crew.  Mia and her friend couldn't stop crying.  They were talking through the tears and it was making me laugh.
"Can you play today?" (sob sob)
"No, we're going to the pool..." (wahhhh!)
"Where is your beach ball?" (hiccup, cry...)
"In my backpack." (booo-hoooo!)
I kid you not, it sounded like this all the way to our neighbor's house where everyone had contributed to a delightful little ice cream party to welcome summer.
It was one of the funniest things I have ever witnessed.
In their defenses, they really had awesome teachers this year that we love and adore.
And their school is pretty awesome too.  Haley said that all the teachers came outside and stood in a big line to wave good-bye to the buses.
And even though I really really wanted to have this baby just a little before school got out, I am excited to have them all home and do our summer thing.

In other news, Father's Day has arrived once again which means a custom order of Blue Bell all the way from Brenham, Texas, just for Clark.  (I will spare you the part of the story where I naively ask Clark to explain some details about dry ice bombs...never assuming of course that he would make one that scares the neighbors into calling each other for 30 minutes trying to figure out who was shot.)
It is a happy thing to find on one's doorstep.  Clark eats tiny little bowls each night to make it last.  I know it's just ice cream, but it's a taste of home.
And it is quite creamy and delicious.
And in even better news, my little brother and his beautiful wife had their baby last week.
We are choosing to ignore the fact that she was due after me, and that her labor lasted 48 awful hours, and that they are all the way in Japan with the cutest baby girl ever born.  I am so so super happy and excited.  Little Hero is gorgeous and lucky to have such parents.  It also makes me glad that I am not having a girl because she really just wouldn't be able to compete with this little baby.

So on to Father's Day and the depressing fact that I didn't think I would have to do much.  I do love Father's Day, really and truly.  I just thought that at this point I would have had a good excuse to not dote on the man with breakfast in bed and a delicious dinner.  Oh well, I suppose I can make a little effort for the father of my children.  :)  He is pretty awesome.

Thursday, June 14, 2012

Whatever you do, don't get excited...

Don't excited just yet.  I mainly just want to reassure you and myself that as a dedicated blogger I PROMISE to post something on here the very day that he is born...none of this "silence for three weeks" and then a baby story. 
I would also like to just point out that I am a disgruntled "baby ticker" customer who doesn't like the fact that it still says "2 days to go" when it should say "2 FREAKIN' DAYS AGO".
The End.

Monday, June 11, 2012

Don't even ask...

Nope.  No baby yet.  Just thought you should know.
Clark sits on the edge of my side of the bed every single morning before leaving for work and stares at me until I wake up.  Then he rubs my back and asks how I am feeling.  Then he asks if I am having a baby today and when I say "no" he slumps his shoulders and leaves for work.
Make sure you take note that jumping on the trampoline (yesterday) is also not an effective way to get this labor going.
But we'll keep you posted.

Friday, June 08, 2012

And now for something completely different...

I would like to present something now, that is way more exciting than not having a baby.

Clark teaching the girls to ride their bikes is one of my favorite things ever.  One of those "Dad things" that only he gets to be in charge of.  
Let's face it, he's good.
My favorite parts of Hazel's lesson that day were her pads everywhere, and the fact that she is riding the tiniest bike ever.
Look at her go!

Thursday, June 07, 2012

Spoken too soon...

I know better.  I posted a big 'ole bit on Facebook about how good I feel (overall, people, overall.)  Generally speaking, this has been the hardest pregnancy throughout, and yet, the last 3 weeks or so is the best I have ever felt at 9 months pregnant.
Seriously, less than 48 hours after writing that, I felt CRUDDY.  Yesterday I just woke up feeling awful and continued to feel that way all day.  I had contractions all day yesterday, not painful but pretty consistent.  By dinner they were only 3 minutes apart.  I was able to go to bed around 10:30 and sleep fairly well until 4:30am when they started up again, hard and painful, and long.  I thought for sure THAT was it but I sent Clark off to work anyway knowing that it would be a while no matter what.  Good thing I did because they have all but stopped.  I even just walked 2 miles pushing a stroller and had only 1.  On facebook I was searching for validation that it meant I was going to have my baby any second.  Pregnant women tend to get desperate like that.
The only conclusion I can come to is that my body stinks at going into labor.  I am kinda hoping that all this is doing a bit here and there and that when real labor happens it will be intense and short.  (I would take short and easy but I don't really see that as an option so much.)
As a pregnant person at the end of her pregnancy I am prone to ramble about such things.  I am also prone to read way too much into everything that is happening.  Like the contractions.  Or like the fact that I am feeling better again today and have had a rather lovely day at home with nowhere to go, just bonding with Hazel (who just put herself down for a nap.) I even made cookies (can too many put you into labor?  That would be nice since I have already helped myself to 4.)  And speaking of food, I am hoarding all the easy meals that are ready to go for when we really need them.  I don't want to use anything because I refuse to do any more trips to the grocery store.  We are stocked up and ready to go.  Waffles for dinner anyone?
Pregnant.  Pregnant.  Pregnant.
Really could this post get any more boring?
The answer is no.  No it could not.
And that is all I have to say.
(except for what I am about to say, of course.)

We have been doing this every day for the last several days.  Gorgeous weather this week, and beautiful skies.
 And just for the record...9 months prego.  Man, this pregnancy has been different to my body.
Also just for the record...I LOVE watching the rain.  This was a doozy of a storm.  I am grateful that my kids enjoy the same things that Clark and I do. 

Sunday, June 03, 2012

Tick Tock Tick Tock

 Freezer Meals so my family can have something other than cold cereal occasionally,
Check.

 Everything needed by girls for the end of year parties, teacher gifts and such.
Check.

 Cute toes, appropriately painted blue.
Check.

 Lots more blue and green toes and fingers, just for good measure.
Check.

 Instructions for the babysitters,
Check.


 Hospital Bag packed and ready to go, sitting in the car seat.
Check.

 Resting up so we'll be ready for baby boy.
Check.


Now, I can go into labor...
anytime now, really, anytime....
no really, anytime Baby.







Friday, June 01, 2012

Happy 12th Anniversary, Emily!


I think you'd call this a Blog Bomb. Hello everyone. Clark, here.


I'm sure I'm breaking all sorts of Blogger privacy rights and what not by hacking into Emily's blog. Blame it on my love-induced insanity and desire to show her how much she means to me after 12 wonderful years of marriage.  Yeah, that's right. Twelve years ago today, Emily and I were married in Dallas, Texas.  Looking back to build this video was a very special experience for me and I wanted to share it with all of you.

Emily, I love you. Happy 12th Anniversary. I'm looking forward to a hundred more!