I supplimented between grocery trips with a different brand of milk. I have to say, I felt a little hurt every time I got it out of the fridge. I half felt tempted to say back to it, "Fag."
(I apologize for the lack of political correctness of this entry...but he started it.)
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I am chuckling to myself. Good one. Good one.
By the way--highly disappointed with The Office on Thursday. If the next one is as bad, I will begin to mourn the death of that show in our home. :-(
I am speechless. Really, how can I respond to the insult match with the milk jug?
One would think a milk jug to be female... don't you think? Milk... jug... its just all so feminine. ;) And it came from a female cow who by the very fact that it produced a calf and hence milk would make it innately NOT a homosexual. Your logic is flawed. Sorry.
but its not the "milk-bag" that is homosexual. IT is referring to its consumer as a "homo" perhaps inferring that a female who would drink the milk of another female might be considered a 'homo'..... what does it say when clark picks it up?
Maybe you just picked up the wrong milk at the store. Next time look for one labeled "tolerance for all." That's what mine says on the lid.
Oohhh, so I need to pick up the jug labeled, HETERO. Thanks for the tip.
I am laughing soooo hard right now. I live across the street from a dairy-- maybe I will ask some of the "ladies" what they think it means.
Whacha need is a "Gaydar" a la The Office. I'm pretty sure you can get one at Brookstone...
Or you could get the one they sell at the Naval Exchange Store that says "Don't ask, don't tell." But then, you're never sure exactly what you're getting.
I say, be careful, because if you are what you drink then........
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